Mosaic Loose: a personal anticanon of crunch for dungeon fantasy

Here's a bunch of modular shit you can paste together for Yon Dungeon Fantasy. There's too much of it to be proper FKR, the forms aren't signed to make it Mosaic Strict, and there's no GLOG base to make it GL∆G, but the ethos is very much in that space - everything is meant to be modular, diegetic, and (though I'm presenting this as a bunch of rules) "rules-light procedure-heavy."

Only break into any of these procedures when it's called for. For most things the player describes actions → GM describes consequences → player describes actions cycle functions perfectly well.

Obviously, I’m curious what others’ procedure anticanons would look like, and figure I’ll keep fiddling around with this.

 Collaborative Worldbuilding

1. Load up Azgaar's. No rerolls, what you see is what you get (make sure to download the .map file so you can consult it later). Player newest to RPGs picks an a starting area they find interesting.
2. Going clockwise around the table (starting with that newest player) until everyone gets bored, everyone except the GM (whose job is to collate notes) something "everybody knows," or at any rate 95% of people believe, to be true. (If you're playing online, instead of having an order, anybody can go in any order as long as two other people have posted since they last did.)
   
3. GM secretly decides what's actually true.
   

Character Creation, Advancement, and Magic

• my character creation system
• advancement per Sam's Zouave Achievements
• GL∆G wizardry per Michael and Lexi, or GM makes up how this shit works based on what the players came up with last round (don't tell the players what the achievements are!)
  

Equipment

• obviously use whatever list makes sense for your setting but ktrey's chart is convenient for listing weight and slots and even coins, per your preference
• children and frail people can carry 6 slots, the average healthy person 10, people with athletic builds maybe more (or in some cases less) per their type
  

Exploration

• the travel time tables from Justin's Hexcrawl procedures. NB since it's giving diegetic inputs you can plug it into a hexmap, or use the route function on Azgaar's). Add other parts of Justin's system as you find them interesting or they become relevant
  
• John's procedure for wandering monsters; roll every other watch (8-hour period per above), but use a d10 with 7-10 being nothing much
• spelunking per Downcrawl rules when you want to get elaborate; also you can probably adapt those to sea travel without too much difficulty. Roll wandering monsters per above with d6 each day.
  

Interpersonal Interaction

• just roleplay lol
• d666 reaction rolls
  
• Zenosyne's Parley system, for when you want to put a clock on convincing an NPC
  

Combat

• quick combat, for "combat as war"
  
• dueling, for "combat as sport"/tactically interesting fights between equals
• chess-based mass combat 

Domain management

• my neo-physiocratic seeing like a state system
  

General Task Resolution options

• Dreaming Dragonslayer's stopwatch resolution, which is like flipping a coin but with more anxiety!
  
• success and safety, for when those are to be orthogonal to each other and you want to have a little math setup